Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What does Pluto say?

ewww delete it"