Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What does Pluto say?

ewww delete it"