Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

What does Pluto say?

ewww delete it"

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.