How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

What changes faster than technology?

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.