How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.