How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.