How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.