How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military