How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.