How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"