How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people