Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes