What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.