What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Who drives it?

The officer.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars