What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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A pig up truck

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So that they can get closer to the sink.

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She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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An alarm, you pervert!

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Because he can see the D

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Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!