69
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
Because you get eight more!
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
A piece of gum, you pervert!