How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken