How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.