He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Four drinks.
So they can get a long little doggie.
There close to the ground.
He didn't have the guts
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Extra virgin oil
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
When the big hand touched the little hand
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes