About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Santa stops after three hoes.
Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...
Visa or Mastercard?
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
My girlfriend
You have to chew before you swallow.
He said he can't elope.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Your spinning me a yarn here !
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
