God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
I thought friendship was magic
He found his pair a' dice!
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Oops I burned one!
The loser was 'thore'"
His medical license was doctored.
Because he had hives Badum tsh
