What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.