What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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