What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.