What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.