Hip Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Hip Pop Jokes More Hip Pop Jokes

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What's in an STD salad?

green pees

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

Neigh Neigh Jokes More Neigh Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance?

The neigh-neigh.