Hip Replacement Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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Where were you on Friday?

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

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Why did Prince William lose his cool?

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I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

When does Eminem leave school?

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Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.