because he's covering an erection!
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
because it was too tired.
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
A: Half a measure.
