Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave