Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"