Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.