Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.