Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.