How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Rosie O'donnell Jokes More Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !