Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.