What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.