What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.