How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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A block of flaps

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Beep repaired...

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.