Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!