Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!