Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.