Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms