Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.