Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.