Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity