Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Straight Jokes More Straight Jokes

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.