Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!