Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight