What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.