Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Morty Jokes More Morty Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Rick Grimes ' Jokes More Rick Grimes ' Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....