To flick through it as fast as possible.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Good morning your Honor!
because they can't spell "read it".
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Selfless
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The Canadian says "That was my wife."
I'm at your service ma'am.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
50 shades of grey's anatomy
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.