What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".