What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.