What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger