50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

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50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue