What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.