What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila