What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.