What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!