Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick