Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.