What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !