What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !