Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.