What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.