What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.