Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.