Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.