Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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A pedestrian.

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Addadictomy.

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Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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The time God took to cook us

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Ed. U. Cation!

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Sparky.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.