Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
A target
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
a Shar-Pei :)
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"