What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die