What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.