What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.