What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.