What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?

A thin mouse !

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.