How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard