Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her?

Her Miscarriage.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer