Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy