Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.