What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.