What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.