What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house