What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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Urine over your head!

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Kurt and Rod

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Kurt and Rod.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !