What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head