What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod